Audience: “My friend wants to ask, for the graduation night (batch dinner), can we bring a female friend?”
Akilan: “If she can fit in your seat, and share your food.”
Audience: “So, that means no?”
Cai Yong: “We have limited spaces”
Audience: “But if we can’t bring a female friend, that how do we end it with a bang?”
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Cai Yong: “We have approached nanyang and asked if they wanted to have the dinner with us”
THX
Audience: “What has happened to opening the staffroom longer”
Cai Yong: “Oops I forgot”
Chen Xing: “What happened to vending machines to provide food closer to tower block? You seem to have forgotten a lot of things.”
Akilan: “There is the new bubble tea store. Food check, drinks check, availability check, what’s missing?
Audience: “Implementation” “Reality check”

Daoyuan: yadayada about Rent-A-Textbook…”What about Rent-A-School-Badge?”
gg caiyong, president dont wear badge then niao.

quote of the day
Cai Yong’s apology:
“I guess I can only say sorry”

ORZ 35TH HSC!

and our dearest hon is no joke

“Dear Students,

It’s interesting to note the following offensive remarks by LIM
ZHICONG (4N) on my request for someone in Sec 4 to summarise the Sec
2 boy’s PSB message.

Zhicong has rightly pointed out that if I could read hundreds of
books and articles for my doctorate, I could easily have read the 5-
page message on my own. I could also have asked a teacher or my PA
to summarise the message for me even if I had no time to read.
However I chose to send out an emb message to ask Sec 4 students to
help summarise the message for me.

Do you know why? I will be happy to find out whether you are
intelligent enough to read my mind. Look forward to your inputs.

Thank you.

Hon
———————————————————————
LIM ZHICONG’S REMARKS:

With all due respect, I find it ironic that our principal, one with
a Ph.D no less, cannot bring himself to read through a well-
structured, well-written argument on the very pertinent issue of
public image regarding hair length, and all that actually from an
obviously talented Secondary 2 student. The essay might be long, but
that is because it contains numerous examples and anecdotes which
the student took the effort to collect, yet you apparently miss that
in dismissing it due to its length, instead requiring a student to
actually summarise it for you before you will even “try to help
him”. I am frankly very disappointed with the way this suggestion is
being handled.”

zhicong is offensive? offensive? thats news to me.
heck, saying sth being ironic is offensive? ffs, can i has a PhD too?

i saw a very chio 3 year old girl

i beat zhaoxing in arm wrestling with two fingers

nothing else

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bing’s request lol. smileyboi sure will niao me over this ><
stomp! stomp! h! c! ftw

roflcopter.
this two songs are very nice. i like!

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well,
So my country can be free.
We must make travel easy,
Then we have big party!

In my country there is problem,
And that problem is the Jew.
They take everybody’s money,
They never give it back.

Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free.
You must grab him by his horns,
Then we have big party.

If you see the Jew coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his money,
And I tell you what to do…

Everybody!

Throw the Jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have big party

Throw the Jew down the well
So my country can be free
You must grab him by his horns
Then we have big party!

Champion team for Raffles Cup: Henry, Wen Chi, Han Loong
Runner up team for Singapore Poly: Henry, Wen Chi, Julian
i feel damn niaoed ><

cedar the new monster school ><
welcome to our family
how come ispark only has… uttam india zz.
and now i dun even have that cos got ob mongolia somehow. gg la.
“(9:45:11 PM) julian: then what u do other than trek
(9:45:14 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: er
(9:45:20 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: pitch tent
(9:45:22 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: briefing.
(9:45:27 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: interacting with people from the school there.
(9:45:29 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: sleeping
(9:45:31 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: etc?
(9:45:33 PM) julian: LOL
(9:45:36 PM) julian: so just TREK?
(9:45:40 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: and sing song
(9:45:41 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: lol
(9:45:45 PM) julian: lovely
(9:45:48 PM) julian: high five
(9:45:50 PM) hauntho. -OBMongolia’08. -ycas//ohgod comp reformatted.: lol.”
makes me enthu.
gg la, tmr need to mug bio 4 topics (right?) and do history essay somehow.
blessed be her holy hooves.