Biology

(9:15:49 PM) tjr4k@hotmail.com: which one more immediate, ejaculation or erection?
(9:15:53 PM) +[c=46]B1oody[c=48]angel[/c][/c]+ || Lithium: the brain is like a woman/girl
(9:15:55 PM) +[c=46]B1oody[c=48]angel[/c][/c]+ || Lithium: unfathomable

Tortoises

I promised jkun i would do one on him.

Be inspired!

There’s a grammatical mistake but I will care at a later date.
And seriously, I’m not being anti or something. It’s just fun to do xD. the teachers have been too sensitive to what we are saying la, everything we say becomes a complaint. and they think they can win us by doing better than us, by complaining about us before we complain about them. just like i ask blee how to do faster he think i bushuang, how the class only said we have many tests this week clar choh thinks the class bushuang, then i think we were just joking about laurang not coming because she was given leave by the school and she also think we bushuang, walaoeh, everything we say they think is negative feedback and reflect even more negative feedback about us. i think we win liao la.

Accomplishments

I feel so accomplished, that Gwee Hana never circle any words in my geog paper worhx!!

“Clearly, Jinnah was the catalase…”
Cai Yong, Model Essay #1
of course, there are other worse ones but i couldnt be bothered reading anymore.
i broke down today. ahhh. =X.

NAPFA

A-A-B-C-C
yay i got through the three killer stations.
poor kuan yue got A-A-B-B-F
zack got A-A-A-A-D or sth
the easiest killer station was sit and reach. i just somehow did it. though i’m of course still far from yi yong’s 50 and henry low’s 62 ><
the so-so killer station was chin-up. first year i’m doing so it was pretty bad la. the teacher was very lax so i did 5.
then super killer for most people was standing broad jump. crazy lah, jump 2 metres to pass.
a few weeks ago i saw the girls’ napfa. super slack la.
as innovative future school students, everyone shall bring 5 shoes to napfa test next time. feather light shoes for chin ups, running shoes for 2.4, studded shoes to stick into the ground and use leg strength for sit-ups, air shoes to make you jump further for standing broad jump, and rubber wellingtons for 700% increased grip.

IE8b vs FF3b5

Internet explorer 8 is not bad, it’s damn fast.
I was giving up on firefox 3 cos it was so buggy so i tried ie 8 and it’s quite fast.
except
it’s even buggier than firefox 3.
the good thing is, firefox 3 released candidate 1 code is to be frozen today..
the bad thing is, i dunno where to get it.
and if i havent mentioned this, get personas for firefox. it rocks. works best for ff3b. some of the themes are nice. but u cant get it as a regular add-on i think, it’s still underdevelopment u need to get it from mozilla labs.

Spam

QoTD: I DECIDED I SHALL NEVER NOT BE A PLAYER.

Search Engines

I’ve concluded that the search engine the math fest committee used sucked. cos unertl churns out tons of results. so jiakun and i were trying find search terms (vaguely sensible ones) and hoping there will be no results. in the end
jokun: 29100 results
juliankun: 22 results
julianteeng: 1 result

“Quite a few people were at the ceremony. I saw Huiyao Chester Jeremysia Julianteeng May Huangwenjie Davidlu and lots more people.”
WHY IS MY NAME SPELT THIS WAY WTF

Hairstyle

SOME Guidelines (non-exhaustive):
1. If you look in the mirror, and you can see hair from the back of
your head below your ears, it means it is time to cut.
2. If your hair is touching your ears or school uniform collar (when
your head is upright and not looking downwards), it means it is time
to cut.
3. No long, obvious sideburns. Absolutely. You either shave it
completely or thin it.
4. No mohawk or similar hairstyles. This is an academic institution,
not a fashion school.

I swear, I pass all of the above. but i was sure he didn’t have “SOME Guidelines (non-exhaustive):” at first leh. he updated the message =((. still, the school doesnt seem to be particular over the fringe, and besides, i don’t put my fringe down (much like what lester and yyy do).