24th February '08

the chinese chess comp was damn dumb.
but at least, henry low very entertaining xDD.
so btw, on 21st february, hwachong made history!
bryan hee got hospitalised for PLAYING CHAPTEH.
apparently they were playing chapteh and then he kicked the chapteh.
and the wall.
and henry told me about TEH BSC EXPERIENCE. dunno why he now then tell me though..
cos china cannot call “小姐” cos it means prostitute or sth… then henry go attitude shout, “小二!”
and all about OIONIQE at bsc.
“if i was qi en’s mother and i see that face coming out of my vagina, i’ll push it back in”
lol ortus gave him attitude. then apparently kaili and him went shanghai for two days or sth with qi en’s uncle so they were all damn happy. when they came back, kept asking steven su questions on the lessons they missed and steven su asked them
“no one take notes for you? you no friends ah?”
and on the second last day of bsc
“eh qi en dun do your work play with us la”
“cannot, if i dun do my mother will kill me”
“aiya, dao your mother”
“cannot, my mother not your mother, you don’t know”
“of course your mother not my mother la! if not I YOUR BROTHER AH?!!!”


16th February '08

Our Captain, Ning Yu and Vice Captain Julian are proficient and excellent in the game. They are mild, firm and pleasant as leaders of the club. They can be trusted to lead the club and manage the sabbaticals well.

lol i’m mild, firm and pleasant? haha

and im damn irritated at tommie… he goes and talk crap within us and him bad enough already, go and talk to all the coaches, and then keeps telling me that im not working hard enough, wtf, why do i care? its your first project if you screw it up it won’t affect me if you think im working too slowly go do it yourself then. do u think anyone will want to meet you almost every recess and lunch? dude, our lessons are so packed we have more lessons than you but u eat up our lunch and dun give a shit cos u have a much longer lunch time but we dont, u can go to your cca late for all u care but i cant. and worse of all blame me for working slowly. im organising secretary, i organise the thing, not do all the stupid documentation for your archives. why the hell do i care about a seating plan when the event is already over? and why must we contact the coaches ourselves cos u dunno how to do a private emb for students? and while you have your five day work week, i have to mug bio, chem, geog by this weekend, and i’m not free for the entire day tomorrow for GRO stuff wtf, do i look like i have a lot of time? and at least i tell u what problems we face or you would have screwed up big time this week cos u thought we would be so free we will end our lessons at 1.30. we’re not sec 1s we’re sec 4s. if you cant appreciate what i do then i dun give a damn, i have more things to do then typing out your seating plan for your archives.

end of rant bleargh. why are people always so retarded.


16th February '08

wah.

the xi an girl damn pro xD. as bing puts in, only miracle that can captivate the whole  class’ attention in a particular moment (except Shaun’s). and to top it off, she’s cheena.

imba. but she still didn’t look cheena to me. and she looked at me at least 11 times ok!!! xD

mm finally peter haw got beaten one match by liangjie. pls let me have my turn. and i heard han loong is in first team. and ningyu thinks its gonna be like Henry, Wenchi, Han Loong, me. and coach will let han loong play. so i become reserve. fuck. i better start owning.

and liangjie’s spooking me out… apparently hcjc “flagpole”s too wtf. in front of the girls. gg la. better train sprinting before we go j1. flagpole is like, bonding, just that it involves smacking some part of the body against the flagpole (duh). and he says the soccer team loves doing that to each other, so GG to zack and daniel.

effectively i have 24 hours to do everything that is supposed to be done this weekend. and tommie was saying how we dun get work done immediately. i tell him, we have 10 teachers expecting us to do that. no idea why teachers think we are very free. when we complained last year about too much work, they say we got attitude problem. when we dun complain and let these shit be forced down our throats, they just keep coming. bigger and more shit too. what quality.


10th February '08

Truth hurts, doesn’t it Hill? Anyone who can’t see that she’s ‘pimping out’ her daughter and husband for any political advantage she can get is either living in a cave with al-Quaeda or dead. – On David Schuster

Anyway I want to see the Pyramids but Egypt is a bit far and its not too safe there so Im asking if they will bring them to me!!!!!!!!! – On EPL’s 39 games plan

Give the old lady a break. She’s 88 years old. You’re entitled to be opinionated and senile at that age. Just keep her in a nice chair and give her a cat to pet and she’ll be ok. – On Lessing’s comment on Obama’s assassination

Nobel = Lessing, Carter, Gore…What a horrible thing to have on your resume! – On Lessing

The Clinton family should advertise for Canadian Pizza. 2 for1! Household name since the 90’s! – Lester on, well, Clinton


9th February '08

just reached home. yay finally can START working.
and then tommie spoilt it by giving us more work to do.
nothing happened the past 3 days. rather fun i guess. but not very fun either. slept through all the firecrackers and fireworks and explosives. but i heard this year they spammed firecrackers until even police came. and then some money changed hands (i guess) and the police left.
and of course, blackout. children never had the sense to avoid the wires.
then went batu pahat for the maternal side. played mahjong twice. won 5 out of 6 the first time and then lost 5 ringgit on the second.

cny la, whatever happens, i shall just be happy (or at least try to). emo also no use. not like maybe ben ng, probably been mugging history since monday for next week’s mock test lol.


5th February '08

convo with the joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

joker

julian; says (10:38 PM):
gratz
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:39 PM):
huh?
julian; says (10:39 PM):
jiakun the turtle has a bear for company now!
julian; says (10:40 PM):
lets rejoice!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:40 PM):
-.-
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:40 PM):
no i just have one more bear
julian; says (10:42 PM):
lol
julian; says (10:42 PM):
u have a nice bear, at least
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:44 PM):
whateverrr…
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:44 PM):
you done geog?
julian; says (10:44 PM):
hmm?
julian; says (10:44 PM):
what for?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:44 PM):
its due tmr
julian; says (10:44 PM):
there’s celebrations tmr right?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:44 PM):
its still due tmr
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
and celebrations doesnt mean can slack what
julian; says (10:45 PM):
so do during celebrations!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
over cny so busy..
julian; says (10:45 PM):
imba time management by julian
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
-.-.
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
why don’t you do today
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
then can do more during celebrations
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
like other stuff
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:45 PM):
then got more time to revise
julian; says (10:45 PM):
like?
julian; says (10:45 PM):
haha
julian; says (10:45 PM):
like wad during celebrations
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:46 PM):
chem
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:46 PM):
math
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:46 PM):
lit
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:46 PM):
so many
julian; says (10:46 PM):
wah
julian; says (10:46 PM):
u going to do then?
julian; says (10:46 PM):
enthu
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:47 PM):
maybe?
julian; says (10:47 PM):
lol
julian; says (10:47 PM):
maybe
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:49 PM):
cos imma good boy so i watch the concert?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:49 PM):
dd:
julian; says (10:49 PM):
lol
julian; says (10:49 PM):
kk
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:49 PM):
and i’m going to finish geog today?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:49 PM):
haha
julian; says (10:49 PM):
and u can hug ur bear as well
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:49 PM):
i don’t hug my bears….
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
i only hug my bolster
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
bleh1
julian; says (10:50 PM):
u can read the card zomg
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
and its too small anyway
julian; says (10:50 PM):
read an reread
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
lol
julian; says (10:50 PM):
then u very happy
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
its not a comprehension -.-
julian; says (10:50 PM):
haha
julian; says (10:50 PM):
so
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
happy about what?
julian; says (10:50 PM):
u see the name u happy already
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
name of Jesus Christ?
julian; says (10:50 PM):
lol
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:50 PM):
yah ((:
julian; says (10:50 PM):
i thought girls like u like cards a lot wan?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
whaat
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
oihh.
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
piakpiakpiak
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
i’m a good BOY.
julian; says (10:51 PM):
oochiecoochie kiss me tenderly!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
gettit?
julian; says (10:51 PM):
no
julian; says (10:51 PM):
NO
julian; says (10:51 PM):
NONONO
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
youre dumb!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
dumbo.
julian; says (10:51 PM):
im a dumb boy u are a dumb girl
julian; says (10:51 PM):
yay we match!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:51 PM):
WALAO
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
no way
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
YUCK
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
i’m not a girl -.-
julian; says (10:52 PM):
im a smart boy u are a dumb girl
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
say how many times le
julian; says (10:52 PM):
yay we dun match!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
still wrong.
julian; says (10:52 PM):
too bad
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
WAIT
julian; says (10:52 PM):
what julian says is always right
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
you think and discuss among yourselF.
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
i disappear behind the wall for 5 minutes
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:52 PM):
after you finish then i appear
julian; says (10:52 PM):
kk
julian; says (10:52 PM):
*julian contemplates*
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian apparently finishes contemplating*
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian looks apprehensively at the wall*
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian is still looking at the wall*
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:53 PM):
-.-
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian take out his bomb*
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:53 PM):
cant count 5 minutes arh
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:53 PM):
(10:52 PM) *jiakun!! all that i am:
you think and discuss among yourselF.
i disappear behind the wall for 5 minutes
after you finish then i appear
(10:52 PM) julian;:
kk
*julian contemplates*
(10:53 PM) julian;:
*julian apparently finishes contemplating*
*julian looks apprehensively at the wall*
*julian is still looking at the wall*
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian plants it at the wall*
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:53 PM):
that’s 1 minute only
julian; says (10:53 PM):
*julian runs away*
julian; says (10:53 PM):
TARGET DESTROYED
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:53 PM):
oh btw i forgot to mention
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:54 PM):
the wall is protected (duh)
julian; says (10:54 PM):
COUNTER PEE AY PEE S WIN
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:54 PM):
cos its lao lee’s wall
julian; says (10:54 PM):
no lor
julian; says (10:54 PM):
i just need to set the bomb
julian; says (10:54 PM):
u need to defuse it
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:54 PM):
you heard of laser?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:54 PM):
yah
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
lol;
julian; says (10:55 PM):
hmm?
julian; says (10:55 PM):
no
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
YOU SAY julian bomb julian bomb …
julian; says (10:55 PM):
no laser allowed
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
laser auto defuses
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
TOOBAD
julian; says (10:55 PM):
no
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
don’t play with you alr la.
julian; says (10:55 PM):
not allowed
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
-.- i’m doing GEOG!
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
SSHHH
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
make me get distracted la
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
walao
julian; says (10:55 PM):
Voting for kicking of Jiakun_Da_Gal is taking place
julian; says (10:55 PM):
Y for Yes and N for No
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
whos that huh huh?
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:55 PM):
-blurlook-
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:56 PM):
I GO OFFLINE LE LA.
julian; says (10:56 PM):
Jiakun_Da_Gal has been kicked from the room
*jiakun!! all that i am says (10:56 PM):
SO IRRITATING
julian; says (10:56 PM):
GG NO REMAKE!


4th February '08

test


3rd February '08

search terms that linked to my blog
“lester goh”
juliantn daniel is emo
wilford ng wee hong

and i got 5 views from daniel’s cbox. daniel is popular worhx


3rd February '08

Bio overdue ws ><
Lit presentation (cross fingers and hope)
English compulsory ace
angles presentation
mug physics
angles action plan
moxie


3rd February '08

just read jk’s blog and i just realised we’ve managed to survive 1 month.

im going to die with all the work + angles. the superefficient scgs 3ngles ot have been working for 3 months or more and i’m just suddenly going to finish angles in 1 week. and i have to prepare monday’s assembly for sec 1s. or leave bing or zack or dai to tank it.

and i still intend to go to the gym with dai every tues and thurs! how am i going to squeeze in time…