yay, yay, more yay

Me: “Can I hit on your sis?”

Zack: “I’ll punch your balls until there are two holes.”

Me: “Anything But Nanyang!”

Dan: “If I were to become President of Singapore, I’ll turn Nanyang to a gas chamber!”

And hurray to lala and nyny, though it’s not their fault, blee has something to talk about me too. yay. like yay. zomg yay.

Imeem

*cuts ranting on the uselessness of my title*

Basically imeem sucks. Even Minutes to Midnight songs have been cut to fantastic 30 seconds previews.

Got stuff to blog, but no mood to blog. Nothing much happened (ok la tons of stuff happened, but it all went past in a blur). And I was talking to Danny yesterday.

Dan: “I am a free man. I belong to 3N!”
Me: “Ok I convert to free man too. You belong to me.”
Dan:”Do you know what a free man is? To be a free man, you must put down your weapons.
*laments on the sorry state of my gun*
You know my gun? Used for oil exploration. 20 km long.”

And a quote from happy feet which I found amusing while watching with jess.

“We got personality with a capital Y. Why? Because we’re hot!”

And one last long song lyrics. And screw imeem along with it.

(It starts with)
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on / but didn’t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I’m surprised it got so (far)
Things aren’t the way they were before
You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried / it all fell apart
What it meant to me / will eventually / be a memory / of a time when I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter

jiakun try to niao me.

so i niao him back.

and if jo-ann sees this, its not my fault. (since i dunno her anyway)

so jiakun try to niao me and claim he’s a cool guy. so i told Sista Xu to face the fact that she’s a girl.

(8:27 PM) julian;: and besides my featured friends gt 2 girls ok
(8:27 PM) julian;: xD
(8:27 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: WHATTTTTTTTTTT
(8:27 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: SHADDAP
(8:27 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: YOUR FEATURED FRIENDS ONLY GOT 1 GIRL. AND AWKWARDLY PUT BETW TWO COOL GUYS SOMEMORE.
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: LOL.
(8:28 PM) julian;: no wad
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: hahahaha.
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: shaddap
(8:28 PM) julian;: 1 girl top right 1 girl beside
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: ssshhhhhh
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: SHADDAP
(8:28 PM) julian;: and one question mark below
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: walao
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: you so MEAN
(8:28 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: LOL.
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: yiyong rite?
(8:29 PM) julian;: lol
(8:29 PM) julian;: yah
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: you MEANIE
(8:29 PM) julian;: wad mean??
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: MEANIE
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: MEANIE
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: MEANIE
(8:29 PM) julian;: why>
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: mea..mea…mea…meanie
(8:29 PM) julian;: stop whining like a jo-ann
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: what one top right one beside
(8:29 PM) julian;: top right is girl
(8:29 PM) julian;: to its left its girl
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: SHADDAP CAN
(8:29 PM) julian;: to that bottom is a question mark
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: YOU MEANIE
(8:29 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: MEANIIEEEEEEEEEE
(8:30 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: why whine = a jo-ann leh
(8:30 PM) julian;: haha
(8:30 PM) julian;: u lor
(8:30 PM) julian;: keep whining
(8:30 PM) julian;: like jo-ann liddat
(8:30 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: why whining = like jo-ann liddat leh
(8:30 PM) julian;: xD
(8:30 PM) julian;: cos i like
(8:31 PM) julian;: so sue me xp
(8:31 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: you like what
(8:31 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: ?
(8:31 PM) julian;: cos i think ur whining=like jo-ann
(8:31 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: why whining = like her?
(8:31 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: she whine a lot meh
(8:32 PM) julian;: cos i say so and u are potato
(8:32 PM) julian;: its like
(8:32 PM) julian;: when hubert say u like lily loy love lam like that
(8:32 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: MANGO NICER LA
(8:32 PM) julian;: does that mean u like lily loy love lam?
(8:32 PM) julian;: dun answer that qn
(8:32 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: LOL. i thought you psychic.
(8:32 PM) julian;: its rhetorical

later…

(8:43 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: you still haven’t answered my question
(8:44 PM) julian;: wad qn
(8:44 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: see la? can’t even rmb
(8:44 PM) julian;: i can;t find any qn u ask me
(8:44 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: dumb
(8:44 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: dumb
(8:44 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: dumb
(8:44 PM) julian;: 13slc; * jiakun ;; winter spirits          +iced water  +snow fun * says (8:33 PM):
to where?
(8:45 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: WHAT? when’s that…
(8:45 PM) julian;: 8:33
(8:45 PM) julian;: like duh
(8:45 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: chem ws need to do?
(8:45 PM) julian;: lol
(8:45 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: your messaging style sux. hahah.
(8:45 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: (8:44 PM) julian;:
lol
(8:45 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: this is so much nicer.
(8:45 PM) julian;: i have an elite caring face plastered all over my , uhm, face duh

…

(8:47 PM) julian;: u tell me wad ur qn was first
(8:47 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: errr…
(8:47 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: can’t rmb.
(8:47 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: i mean
(8:47 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: dun want to tell you
(8:47 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: scroll up.
(8:47 PM) julian;: too many
(8:47 PM) julian;: is it to where?
(8:48 PM) julian;: is it why like her?
(8:48 PM) julian;: is it WHAT?
(8:48 PM) julian;: is it see la?
(8:48 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: lol
(8:48 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: lol
(8:48 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: HAHAHA
(8:48 PM) julian;: which one goddamnit
(8:48 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: you’re damn funnie
(8:48 PM) julian;: and charming thank you very much
(8:49 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: LOL!
(8:49 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: i’m not charming
(8:49 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: i’m “striking one”
(8:49 PM) julian;: i’m the special one with my amazing technicolour overcoat yo yo yo
(8:49 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: quote the “WORKING HAND IN HAND COMMITMENT ALWAYS” AWARD-WINNING HISTORY TEACHER fairy
(8:49 PM) julian;: lol
(8:49 PM) julian;: he’s the striking one??
(8:49 PM) julian;: god
(8:49 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: ME.
(8:49 PM) julian;: bless him
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: I’M THE STRIKING ONE.
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: DAMNIT.
(8:50 PM) julian;: ok
(8:50 PM) julian;: god
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: hahaha.
(8:50 PM) julian;: bless u
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: LOL
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: i hope he din turn gay
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: everytime people say he going to roar he damn pissed
(8:50 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: then ask me call him then he sound damn nice
(8:51 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: lol so i hope he is still loyal to his wide
(8:51 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: *wife
(8:51 PM) julian;: i catch no ball
(8:51 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: HUH?
(8:51 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: means i hope he din turn gay
(8:51 PM) 13slc; * jiakun: gettit?
(8:51 PM) julian;: no

YAY LONG BLOG POST

Theories

So after this month of holiday, correction, not holiday, but school holiday. There’s a difference, in that school holidays aren’t holidays at all. So after this month of school holidays, the only constructive things I’ve done is attending CAP, attending CAP reunion, taking part in SMO (Senior), and learning three theories.

On the bus back to Eusoff Hall from National Museum, we were having a discussion, one NY girl, one RG girl, Jon Lian, and I. Top 4 schools representatives ok. And the NY girl was insisting why an AIDS victim should just keep indulging in coital engagement. She was defeated 3-1, but still, that’s theory one.

Two, after observations of CAP and a particularly random choir camp, it is believed that a correlation exists between lying down and getting high. Something about neurons in the brain.

Third, my theory. On why people think HCI boys are despo. It’s because of SLC. HCI is the only boy school in SLCOT, and after SLC they will keep emoing about SLC, trying to impress their friends. Problem is, it doesn’t work, and all their talk about girls just make them look despo, and like SLC is their only opportunity to see girls. So HCI becomes a despo school. YAY.

Hallelujah

Useful title again =.=”

Yesterday went CAP reunion. Quite fun. I think the trail was very interesting and fun, just that I just can’t write on the spot like that. Slightly better now. Or maybe worse. Dunno. Just know still got homework.

dearest ny is back!

“(1:50 PM) иy: i go spam the password section
(1:50 PM) julian; dawn??;: difficult le
(1:50 PM) julian; dawn??;: if u cant find the pass
(1:50 PM) julian; dawn??;: i laugh
(1:50 PM) иy: well
(1:50 PM) иy: maybe i really cannot =_=
(1:51 PM) julian; dawn??;: maybe dun see title
(1:51 PM) иy: then i didnt know le =.=
“

and at the cap reunion trail, my left foot almost dieded, cos street soccer shoes soles cushioning equals elite.

Twisted/sprained/broken right wrist, right elbow, right knee, right ankle, right foot, left knee, left foot, left elbow. Only left wrist and left ankle left. wednesday champions cup is it?? oh god.

At least the trail was funny. Before, watched 5 movies, Happy feet, LotF, Click, Ice Age, Charlotte’s Web. Happy feet was the best. Damn funny watching penguins acting cool.

After the trail, funnier still, watch shopkeepers get pissed.

I know the order is all dam screwed up. But I haven’t been thinking straight this whole year. So anyway, was also watching Zhicong hit on 5 girls.

“hauntho:
you ??fewvew??
julian:
ya
julian:
all with kiawee
hauntho:
yay you. winner.
julian:
hubert next on waiting list
julian:
u want to be second on waiting list?
hauntho:
nevermind i just borrow from kiawee tomorrow
julian:
cannot hubert first
hauntho:
nevermind i just borrow kiawee’s copy from kiawee tomorrow.
julian:
LOL
julian:
u r damn clever”

notitle

The post below was my first emo post in this blog. This is the second.

No la, screw. Dun want to be emo, emo sux.

This two posts is to save my poor visitors some pageload time. So my two ultra long posts on cap are gone. Go see them from the archives if you want.

And dunno, maybe i shall listen to linkin park again.

“Fuck that, I wanna see some fist pumping.
risk something, take back what’s yours.”

Notitling

Week 3 of the holidays, I told myself, give up, i won;t get anywhere.

They say education is like a boat against the current.

Now tell me. WTF do you do when you have two boats against the current?

“Fuck this hurts, I won’t lie.
Doesn’t matter how hard I try.”

Bleargh

Nothing much today. Tried to do some work but couldn’t. Maybe I’ll start work on portfolio soon, or maybe I’ll just give up. Funny though, talking to jiakun about j****n, jesslyn about hubert, and judith about xxxxx

Safari

Using safari now, rather cool and sleek. Swapping tabs are also faster than mozzie FF. Only problem though is my personal data isnt there, then again, they’re not in FF either cause I accidentally deleted them =.=”. So go download safari for windows now.
And no gtalk in gmail. Faster than FF, but doesnt have flashgot, adblock plus, firebug, greasemonkey, so not exactly best performance.

1. Can’t scroll with middle button
2. Should have more shortcut keys
3. Doesn’t seem to be able to save passwords
4. Less features than FF
5. Appears to have problems with scripts
6. Security risk for Windows

Now I’m painstakingly typing out this post code cause Safari has problems with converting “visual” to “code”.

I=Win^2 => log(Win) I = 2

Yay i have finally learnt to do logs.

Still my holidays are ggfied.

Only homework completed so far is Chinese penmanship.

Thank god ben’s lending me math file.

julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:12 PM):
lend me ur file when school reopen?
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:12 PM):
all my math stuff is wif tianci
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:13 PM):
currently
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:13 PM):
lend me when school reopen pls
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:13 PM):
k
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:13 PM):
one term of work u can proly teach me in 10 minutes…
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:13 PM):
20
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:13 PM):
tried
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:13 PM):
lol
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:13 PM):
who
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:14 PM):
slc fren
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:14 PM):
haha
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:14 PM):
GIRL RIGHT
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:14 PM):
co-odinate geog and log
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:14 PM):
and yes shes a girl
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN [ben] hole in my life; says (9:14 PM):
so what

mugging as new flirting technique lol.

schedule this week. all homework (except lit and eng) by friday, lit and eng and hrp and half of smp by sunday. so easy le, but i have no choice.

edit: my math just improved!

may. says (9:56 PM):
if u = log 7 to base 4, then express log 1/28 to base 4 in terms of u.
may. says (9:56 PM):
suddenly I can’t do a freakin 2 mark question
may. says (9:56 PM):
what the hell lor.

-in another convo-

julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:59 PM):
-u-1?
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:59 PM):
omg i think i can solve a qn i cant believe it
13slc; [CONCEPT]IAN                              [ben]   hole in my life; says (9:59 PM):
ya
julian; 80% Chinese Penmanship done woot!; send me 孙子兵法 “reference sample” pls says (9:59 PM):
YAY

so i have learnt logarithm. which blee probably took 1 week to cover.

and because i spent one hour lamenting our sorry fates and workload on msn, i’ve failed my target of completing sunzibingfa by 10pm…